Impatient Tai Chi Student

There is no such thing as dialogue between drivers... only monologue

1. Porsche: Can he just go any slower?
2. Toyota Prius: Why is his car so close to mine?
3. Porsche: Take your time mate.. I've got all day..
4. Toyota Prius: I better slow down, just in case.
5. Porsche: It must be a woman, or an old fart.
6. Toyota Prius: Hmmm... slowing down is not working. I better put on the hazard light.
7. Porsche: I've had it. HONK HONK!!