1. Thank you for your impatience

    Sometimes all it takes to diffuse the impatience now, is to say thank you.

    Thank you for showing me how I can improve myself.

    Thank you for giving me the opportunity to learn.

    Thank you for being so brutally honest with me.

    Thank you for your impatience.

    You do not actually have to say it out loud. You just need to understand that by showing gratitude to the universe, you are giving yourself the chance to learn to be patient.

    No harm saying thank you out loud either.

    It works.

    It puts the other impatient person off balance.

    Suddenly, the situation goes from 2 impatient people to none.

    Now, that is good mathematics.